No More Pension At the Post Office
(old rockers at the GPO)

Old men in leather trousers
Eric Claptons Lesley Crowthers
Filling Albert Hall with Cream
A Who’s Who guide to dementia
Open shirts, clean white dentures
Suffering still from vanity
Or regular, jobbing, insanity
Pink Floyd Macca Rolling Stones
ACDC giving dogs the bones
Geldof saving Africa again
On a retro bakelite digital phone
Lots of gravy when you are old
Unless you’re at the Post Office,
In December and it’s cold
And Rosie behind the counter says?
“I’m sorry, Jack, the savings account is ending
You’ll have to open a bank account…pending…”
But, unlike Bob, you never have…..