Thankyou Selina

These words Selina
These crisp, crunchy credible and creative words of Gods' Sip
Oh, Selina.

A head shaped like a banana was a thing to see
and one to be recovered from in more time than you gave me Selina,
in your most mid-wiferley way, when you affirmed:

"Well, you've got to have something to get out of bed for"

you know Toby Cauliflower?

Well, that was like the word for when it went too far

Caroline, all the Gods would say she's mighty fine...

Why are you such a twat?

I know you like to think your shit don't stink

But lean a little bit closer see, roses really smell like...


Superman vs wooly man of bat.

I got no till receipts.

(Whistles)

Shit, you get freaked at the sight of an ATM receipt


Sorry Miss Jackson.

Post-It Postie Posting Poems Blues

well you know Im a postie poem poster and I'm buzzing round your hive
yeah you know I'm a poem posting postie and i pedal that jump around jive
I'm a poem posting poet,
I can't see the words for their envelopes.

Well I stuck on a bad stamp, been unstuck at the corners of the queens head
Yeah you know I stuck on a bad stamp and unstuck the queen's corner head
i went round to see the coroner
but the coroner, you know, she was dead.

I been waiting in this reception office with its leatherette settee, potted palms
yeah Im waiting in this reception office, leatherette settee potted palms...
If I don't get to see dead letters
i'll be waiting forever in the book of Psalms

Well I told the roof thatcher, better cut off your sedge with a spar coat and set
yeah I told the roof thatcher, better cut off your sedge with a spar coat and set
but the roof thatcher told me:
I aint no climber, I just like to make bets.

Well base coat and barge board, brow course and biddle, the combed wheat cob
base coat and barge board, brow course and biddle, that combed wheat cob
I met a little roof rooster
his name was Bob.

Trickledown Man (Or Just Plain 'Anthony'?)

He sits, astride a table laid with plenty, million dollar suit, watch, cash and credit in wedges... One small coin falls from his overstuffed wallet into the hands of a hoard of huddled masses beneath the table..

"Clone me my lovely Liverpool Lou Gorm, my lovely liverpool lou.."

"These Iron men stand for all of us, forever worked on by time and tide. Not masters of the world but a part of it" Less of us than a head full of blood and more of us than just plain Anthony."

says Simon.

I don't know Simon. Do you? My mum says he's a tory.

The Conservative Party are Britains largest unincorporated association. The face of a liar needs a few years of rain and wind to work on his biggest fibs.

That may or may not have been how Anthony imagined the space our bodies inhabit. trickleDownman (registered trademark) inhabits the spaces we can only dream of - for us.

Thanks Trickledown Man.

Ruth Anthony is someone else.

Rob Anthony is someone else.

My cousin Anthony is my cousin Anthony.

Press Release ends unhappily.

Pointless Love Gestures

Who's not happy with anything?
Stop blowing your own carnyx.

mathematical averageness applied to words
and blurry eyed, squint at it and see something

wont do. We're booking train tickets and
our two hands are clapping like a cheap day return


baaaah!

What's A Thesaurus Daddy?

Use words: Take out a thesaurus if you like.
Imagine with a child continents and places
redolent and verdant and resonant with sounds
which will be alien but imaginable from the telly

Or books. Books would be better. use books.

"Is it a dinosaur?"

"No love, Its a book"

To Be Continued