I had to write to someone today, so I thought I'd write to you, Donald.
'Congratulations' is, I suppose, the first thing to say. You pulled it off. Fair play to you. Whatever anyone might think, actually becoming the president of the USA is no small feat, so in that, if nothing else, you have my respect.
I have to be honest and say that you didn't have it in many other areas before that. I'm vaguely aware that you pissed off the Scots in some of your golf course dealings and I know you've been on the end of allegations about sexual offences. But I wont make any judgements on the basis of allegations. You're entitled to be where you are and you've earned it.
I even had the realisation that I agree with one of your foreign policies: That of siding with Russia to bring security first to the Middle East. I think we have all been very 'Russo-Phobic' in our dealings with this and far too quick to use blame to avert our own huge failings.
I don't think the fact that you are orange, or that your hair seems a tad impossible, or that you do weird stuff with hand gestures should be signalled and used to pejorate you or your views.
Now that you are president (if not before) you deserve to be taken seriously and on merit from this day. Maybe you will actually teach all of us liberal, or even neo - liberal, chattering, moralising classes that nobody has a monopoly on values or opinions and that being of a particular socio economic class or social group doesn't make anyone more right than anyone else.
I do wish you well.
Everyone agreed that we needed major change if not a revolution in public life. You're the unlikely guy who's going to give it to us. OK, we'll start there. No-one gets to have change on their own terms without resorting to illegality, coercion or cruelty to get it. You wouldn't do any of those things would you? So, I'm with you mate. Damn it. I'm going to trust you.
The only thing I think I should mention - just so we know where we stand - is that if you start to talk about my Mexican friends, or my black friends, or even my Korean friends, any of my friends actually, in any way that belittles them for who they are...
I was going to say I'll chop off you're fucking orange tits - but that's just locker room talk. No, but I will have you impeached in an instant because we do have laws about that sort of thing - as you will know coz hey - you're the president! LOL!
We do have laws about that sort of thing don't we?
Good luck.
Mr A Phelps, Westboro Baptist Church.
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