Inside Her Outs

like meringue blast furnace overcooked
that's what it is. Meringue. One nano spot of runny tenderness
at the heart of a baked mudflat surface rounded by a desert wind storm
and blown around in a vortex of hormonal confusion. Forget soil structure
Think protons and neutrons. Solid state. Strontium dated angst.

Serious trub.

YCDR?

BUYIR
RURT?
IAM
NO
U?
RMT

So Dramatic.

There has been sent to me a new word:

It explains everything

I haven't listened to it yet
since it was left on the voicemail

but I've been told by text to look out
and i trust the sender - this word:

I think it might become a catchphrase
Actually, I hate the word actually

and i worry about it's use...

I've reported it yearly in 'Terms of abuse'

The Word?

it's 'Pamayres' - you've heard it before,
Don't answer when it's knocking at your window..

OR DOOR.

A Posh Job

this Cunt I knew
became a paragon -
proper leader of men

i called him Foochs:
ram raided, climbed floodlights
did bad stuff as teenagers.

could not believe
when I saw his picture
in The Times obituaries

Obviously
He was with the unions -
never made anything...

Foochs always said
"OOOH?"- it was a catchphrase
from the television

He'd've said that
if he'd known he'd die as
the General Secretary.

Youth Collar Dog Rag

Ever tried to make that triangle of eyes and nose
to match a photofit priest? One accused of tampering
with youth?

They look like DJ's in old age - the angles are broadly the same
but despite the sag, no justice can be found in their visage
such is

Inscrutability.

Merryls revengine

Merryl Squirrow, on the frumious hand
her sands bander to the latch.. Oh Merryl..

What toasts have we? What are preggios?
Merryl - do you ever wonder - no. Ok.

Stevie

cant help but wonder whether some ex heroin addict performance poets feel much the same as the most long suffering factory workers in the most dull and repetetive jobs..

wonder wonder wonder

Nice Furrow Couple (NFC)

let's go for a walk in that field

what? the field of human knowledge?

yeah.

Ok.

(they walk)

I remember this place, we came here ages ago didn't we?

Yeah I think so - but it looks different. We argued.

No we didn't.

Yes we did.

I remember some cows down there and you went to the toilet behind that barn
It was one of the first times I saw you go to the toilet - you know, saw you...

Yeah.

Did it go on forever then?

What? the going to the toilet or the knowledge?

The field.

Yeah.

I always know when we go somewhere we argued

That's true.

Yeah...

(he has a piss - gets some on his trousers)

ew,...

sorry

shall we go back to the car?

Nah, it's windy - it'll dry soon.

You're disgusting.

I'm not as disgusting as your knickers

That's disgusting

Yeah.

(they walk on in silence until they reach their car)

Together: "do you want to drive?"

 

Tree. Forest. What?

news will happen
we haven't defined when
or what - or how - but
It will happen.

Researchers have have suggested
that it will happen more and more and more
often - if you just leave a camera running

the end

think i might be liking the visual more as i get older

market research

do you know?
i really can't be bothered to knit write these words together
i mean its all ladies isn't it?
and here I am flogging a dead horse
the ally pally
the miners strike -

its all more or less the same isn't it?

as i was saying.

Breaking Bad 2

and in the apostraphied morning, Walt, badly broken,
fell upon his sword with these last words: "I don't know if the curling tongs
are still on or not, but if they are, you shouldn't be standing there, crying,
holding that wrench, you should be high-tailing it home pronto.."

Thus did the second series begin, with a new breed of engine fixing lass and
some younger, more 'in touch' men, oestrogenised and baby loving - if not baby making -
and no-one but no-one who hadn't been properly born with a recognised disability.

Skylar meets someone else called Skylar and is gobsmacked. Skylar actually uses the word "gobsmacked" .. Mike re-appears but only incidentally to one plot as a local authority care home manager in Pensylvania. Jesse Pinkman is an accountant and entirely legit. The girls run a protection racket - but no substances - never again...

is

just words is all it

it is all just words

is it all words? - just

Fucking Emma (please no comments)

i am looking at this little ex interior dilemma
like it wanted to be part of me or part of fucking Emma
but I haven't found a face or sound that wanted more than dust
whenever Emma came around and asked:

"are you fucking one of us?"

FUCK NICK SEROTA

x

elvis costello

visual reps of anyone other than me playing THAT SOLO
are absolutely forbidden in iambic pentamatamfucking tar
(dave gilmour) sitting in the front row of the Hammersmith Odeon
1989 and crying for his mummy

(i seen them all)

For your Love

"I'd give you diamond rings",
first lines of radio songs.
I'd give you everything
to admit that I was wrong

ahhhhh, ahhhhhh, ahhhhh a- ahhhhhh.

For your love, for your love
I would give the stars above.

But they are not on the deeds
like your fast wearing father

strictly, off bounds - honey. x

lol

Weight In Vein

be good be bad be shot at
eat polyunsaturated fat
wear a fucking hat
isn't that, that?

as they say

be-get be-got be-gat

wear a hat

and that

is that

by gooder twit
— im_is_a_spoon (@spooner_is_im) February 6, 2014