Adword Poetry; Hypertextualmashuplinguist; wellarmed disinformateer; albert finney; armageddon on; MTP Brains; SpiderGoat; callanetics
February 23, 2011
three ayes
I I I
had forgotten what my conviction was
(and a word you can take two ways)
I give and I take
and i know when,
in old age, to
stage aways...
had forgotten what my conviction was
(and a word you can take two ways)
I give and I take
and i know when,
in old age, to
stage aways...
what is this ridiculous freedom?
shouting like an egg whipped
the halting lesson of stop
how to shout this freedom rite?
and know when to stop?
but if i'm a vegetable
(you're a vegetable)
i know.
the halting lesson of stop
how to shout this freedom rite?
and know when to stop?
but if i'm a vegetable
(you're a vegetable)
i know.
equanimity amongst few other words
on this:
it would, arguably have been better to not say
anything
the fast track from here to there is faster, arguably
if anyone listens,
the argument falters
if not
the battle 'rages on'
emotively:
anyone I can point a finger at and everything they said or did
is game and fodder
but all i'm doing is writing -
arrest me?
I live in hope
and forgetfulness
it would, arguably have been better to not say
anything
the fast track from here to there is faster, arguably
if anyone listens,
the argument falters
if not
the battle 'rages on'
emotively:
anyone I can point a finger at and everything they said or did
is game and fodder
but all i'm doing is writing -
arrest me?
I live in hope
and forgetfulness
The Popular Resistance Committee
Committee got a bad name, bad name, bad name
Committee got a bad name - Hamas
Committee got petrol, petrol, petrol
Committee got fuel and no vegetable
Committee want VAT VAT VAT
Committee want VAT and Burgers
But committee got a bad name, bad name, bad name
Committee want tea, cake, letterhead
Committee want freedom now, freedom now, freedom now,
Committee want freedom cake burger
Committee want Bouazizi, Bouazizi, Bouazizi
(Committee got policy on Aspergers'?)
Committee dont want violence now, violence now, violence now,
But committee got a bad name, bad name
Committee got no banking crisis, banking crisis, banking crisis
Committee got no banking crisis - Aspergers?
Committee got a violent cake, violent cake, violent cake
Committee got a big fat freedom charter
Committee got a new trustee, new trustee, new trustee
(Committee got a policy on aspergers')
'Bank Of Jimmy Carter' now say letterhead, letterhead
bank of Jimmy Carter now say letterhead.
Committee got a bad name - Hamas
Committee got petrol, petrol, petrol
Committee got fuel and no vegetable
Committee want VAT VAT VAT
Committee want VAT and Burgers
But committee got a bad name, bad name, bad name
Committee want tea, cake, letterhead
Committee want freedom now, freedom now, freedom now,
Committee want freedom cake burger
Committee want Bouazizi, Bouazizi, Bouazizi
(Committee got policy on Aspergers'?)
Committee dont want violence now, violence now, violence now,
But committee got a bad name, bad name
Committee got no banking crisis, banking crisis, banking crisis
Committee got no banking crisis - Aspergers?
Committee got a violent cake, violent cake, violent cake
Committee got a big fat freedom charter
Committee got a new trustee, new trustee, new trustee
(Committee got a policy on aspergers')
'Bank Of Jimmy Carter' now say letterhead, letterhead
bank of Jimmy Carter now say letterhead.
February 20, 2011
blaggard
there's not (ruffled leafy wafts of chiselled straw hewn from the land's gifting masses)
much (an abundance of fat waxed generously by bud and human effort)
worse (the cruelest of ill-doings are often the most politically put)
than (prepositionally close, you came to me by night without explanation)
crosswords.
much (an abundance of fat waxed generously by bud and human effort)
worse (the cruelest of ill-doings are often the most politically put)
than (prepositionally close, you came to me by night without explanation)
crosswords.
chime
on the human front
dont raise the head
in matters of the heart
dont raise the dead
In peppercorn rent agreement
unless it proves expedient
to not be a lawyer
dont fraternise
with young guys
and risk throwing away the end
of the song
all's pretty
ding dong
if you could just go on.....
dont raise the head
in matters of the heart
dont raise the dead
In peppercorn rent agreement
unless it proves expedient
to not be a lawyer
dont fraternise
with young guys
and risk throwing away the end
of the song
all's pretty
ding dong
if you could just go on.....
Looses The Nooses
Bric a brac
Little red courgette
dipped in cyanide by a five year old.
Exiled Marmoset
Tightening the nuts on a slide trombone.
Penniless marionette
Used to be a gardener for a second hand gnome
Knickers and bread briquette
Wearing thin and spelt like a seed loaf
Taxi - Dermatised Rat
Tried to cross the road and dat woz dat - oaf.
February 17, 2011
whatever the name of an irishman
whatever the name of an irishman
i will not think up to matter
if anyone offered me whiskey
With information
scatter
i say: Whole ye
lift the foot
twist the hip
You will do for me
and I am
doner
happy kebabs
i will not think up to matter
if anyone offered me whiskey
With information
scatter
i say: Whole ye
lift the foot
twist the hip
You will do for me
and I am
doner
happy kebabs
long sentence with some consideration
I am challenged as an idea about waiting and a sentence lasts so long as to go on forever that people will come from miles around to see and hear the endless sound of my chirrups from a lectern because that is how I perceive the spectacle on a dark winters' evening in somewhere like Sidcup, if Sidcup has a church, for that will be the lectern of my chosen borrowing and the audience - you cannot imagine - which is also of my chosen borrowing will be all ears as in my dreams, the kind of audience we all crave in life, who are wont to our words and attentive to their wishes, listening, with grave intent, discerning their every proper next move as if hearing everything I would and should have said to them in the precise (transported) moment I didn't at the first and being unwilling to end as yet, confident that building an un-ending sentence is not beyond the wit of most ordinary men, I end in the knowledge that I could have gone on forever, but, out of consideration for elderly bladders, did not.
February 16, 2011
here's an angel lurking
something up her sleeve
she'll die a politician
but there's something
she will
miraculously
leave:
lets talk about......................................................................................
...............................................................
...........................
and all the other good and bad things you cant see
lets talk about me..
Horn Section.
(its a legality)
ends more
or less
sans scrutiny
fuck off.
something up her sleeve
she'll die a politician
but there's something
she will
miraculously
leave:
lets talk about......................................................................................
...............................................................
...........................
and all the other good and bad things you cant see
lets talk about me..
Horn Section.
(its a legality)
ends more
or less
sans scrutiny
fuck off.
February 09, 2011
speech impediment
a noun
struggles.com
then: blink, explodes
all wheat are chaff
and vice
have eaten all the pasta
struggles.com
then: blink, explodes
all wheat are chaff
and vice
have eaten all the pasta
the happenchance of circumstance and 'badly written scripts'
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If something would go away
(i know not what)
everything'd be ok
If that thing came back
(I know not what)
I'd be mad it never left
If something was to stay
(I know not what)
I'd try to be glad
If it was here everyday
(I know not what)
In the bitter end
Or Hopefull beginnings
(I know not what)
I'd say 'go'
Say something
(I know not what)
(i know not what)
everything'd be ok
If that thing came back
(I know not what)
I'd be mad it never left
If something was to stay
(I know not what)
I'd try to be glad
If it was here everyday
(I know not what)
In the bitter end
Or Hopefull beginnings
(I know not what)
I'd say 'go'
Say something
(I know not what)
Re: Search
i tried to commit suicide online for research
$10 minimum for the first email
was the cheapest death prevention
they all wanted to be here for me though
which is nice
im not sure who's auspices provided
this valuable resource
but I thank God and his many bankers,
for such municipal benefiscience
and the internet.....
$10 minimum for the first email
was the cheapest death prevention
they all wanted to be here for me though
which is nice
im not sure who's auspices provided
this valuable resource
but I thank God and his many bankers,
for such municipal benefiscience
and the internet.....
walkie talkie
hey, I like the new look
it's hard with a twist of irony
and it suits your metal detector
do you come to this beach often?
I love the way your dog digs
why daschund?
I cant believe we've never spoken before
you are so still today
was it the armageddon?
it's hard with a twist of irony
and it suits your metal detector
do you come to this beach often?
I love the way your dog digs
why daschund?
I cant believe we've never spoken before
you are so still today
was it the armageddon?
Self Pity
back paining in day glo
to the tune of an Ice rapper
all down a leafy boulevard
with bent old ladies
and human sympathy
I pick rosemary for the slow cooker
and imagine champagne on ice
the book keeper is a shredder
and the tree surgeons wave me on
like an old man. Next,
they'll be holding doors open
at the RSPCA and refusing me cats
because of the housing benefit.
I grew up on bitten cuts
and I'll die to the sound of their chomping again.
Today, I made miniatures
thinking of schemes:
"Of course, they reference painting -
but the archivist and the cannon
- they are also invoked by the dualling
of slide and mount, picture and self-storage"
I can't even talk proper bolox any more.
Someone forgot to close the door
behind them......
Plans are now formed from beyond the grave
which is, in itself, a peculiar expression
I have noted interesting work in cardboard.
to the tune of an Ice rapper
all down a leafy boulevard
with bent old ladies
and human sympathy
I pick rosemary for the slow cooker
and imagine champagne on ice
the book keeper is a shredder
and the tree surgeons wave me on
like an old man. Next,
they'll be holding doors open
at the RSPCA and refusing me cats
because of the housing benefit.
I grew up on bitten cuts
and I'll die to the sound of their chomping again.
Today, I made miniatures
thinking of schemes:
"Of course, they reference painting -
but the archivist and the cannon
- they are also invoked by the dualling
of slide and mount, picture and self-storage"
I can't even talk proper bolox any more.
Someone forgot to close the door
behind them......
Plans are now formed from beyond the grave
which is, in itself, a peculiar expression
I have noted interesting work in cardboard.
February 08, 2011
in the community this week...
gaining traction...
sky, bbc, al jazeera
no johnny come latelys
long diversion on community...
so back to coke and google
and not forgetting
zara, the spanish fashion brand
the fact that there has been a jewish holiday
is unfortunate
jeremy sampson
thankyou
a lot of praise and criticism to digest.....
let's take a look at the hit parade now
"girls dont get angry
just keep him at home"
it's tactical its smart and I like it.
Thankyou for watching.......
sky, bbc, al jazeera
no johnny come latelys
long diversion on community...
so back to coke and google
and not forgetting
zara, the spanish fashion brand
the fact that there has been a jewish holiday
is unfortunate
jeremy sampson
thankyou
a lot of praise and criticism to digest.....
let's take a look at the hit parade now
"girls dont get angry
just keep him at home"
it's tactical its smart and I like it.
Thankyou for watching.......
Euphoria
I had a poignant thing to write about
but the bright sun today fogged my memory
and I'd intended to edit - like I never do
But, instead, as in life, I'm making stuff up again...
and being reminded of that Nick Clegg quote:
"In politics, as in life...", it began: and I think:
What's the difference? (Like an un-acknowleged legislator of the day).
I am going to make hay while the foggy sun shines.
Because I feel Cleggy, I feel Cleggy, I feel Cleggy and smeggy and small...
So I've run away
to the libraray
singing 'life has no meaning oh life has no meaning oh life has no meaning - at all...."
Thank you very much.
-
but the bright sun today fogged my memory
and I'd intended to edit - like I never do
But, instead, as in life, I'm making stuff up again...
and being reminded of that Nick Clegg quote:
"In politics, as in life...", it began: and I think:
What's the difference? (Like an un-acknowleged legislator of the day).
I am going to make hay while the foggy sun shines.
Because I feel Cleggy, I feel Cleggy, I feel Cleggy and smeggy and small...
So I've run away
to the libraray
singing 'life has no meaning oh life has no meaning oh life has no meaning - at all...."
Thank you very much.
-
February 02, 2011
sigoursky
hello
speak to me?
has anyone heard of a famous composer called sigoursky?
mr walters played him all the time
mr walters was my primary school HT
there's no sigoursky on u tube
can anyone spell sigoursky for me?
(waits)
im really worried that sigoursky might have done something wrong
etc
speak to me?
has anyone heard of a famous composer called sigoursky?
mr walters played him all the time
mr walters was my primary school HT
there's no sigoursky on u tube
can anyone spell sigoursky for me?
(waits)
im really worried that sigoursky might have done something wrong
etc
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