The Union Of Ant And Dec.

A Georgian Anthill made of beans
was the site of this weeks sensation
amongst the Chipping Norton constabulary
when a tazer was set off by a worker

this week, reports the Union of Ant and Dec.

A lugubrious colostomy - is there any other? -
which was taking place at the Anthill said:
"We've taken place many times in lots of places
but this was like nothing we've ever witnessed

before - and we've seen the worst shit ever."

epitrash

the heart died as the head killed it

nothing became complicated

listening for the after glow
and looking for echoes

it's just unfortunate

and more complicated

than nothings' becoming.

Dover Chile

we found blunt consumables harrying around the rocks, looking, no doubt for some blunt edged roadies

in mortimers hole gwendoline got a dinner up for the spooks and wine tasters - no-one was inglorious

maastricht. recompensables, consumables, vituperative and swollen, they gashed and foibled - astrakan.

but the most benzamine was kenneth. He positively bore fruit at the assembly all night long with jane.

I didn't know whether to calculate the lumbar number or foul the dowel but senicky said: " just cant"


we all watched snooker and venerated calf. the score was not nor was what we were fighting for. war,

the second. out of words, i ran, falling for wards and boards and hoards but never the price was paid

for love. by the computer was I born and shown and something of their number had bonked mother.

On the nose of all prose, as proud as gambling, the National Grand Settee worrying, looking, getting

at me. Cornwall goes up and down. the first economy lesson, music and politic was wholed from that

long gone dover. I lean.

Oh, Chilli........

actual words

We'll ignore the moment when a crow seizes a frantically screaming nestling robin or an eagle flies down into the jungle to capture and consume a monkey

Jaguars, pumas, ocelots and even some of the large snakes would happily consume a monkey for lunch

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