Friendship Group (Not Made In Chelsea)

I didn't think I'd ever come to Norwich
and then I did and never left
Ive been here since me kids were born
and made 7 friends

Everyone else is really nice.

Have You Quite Done?

Oh Trump.
I wrote you a letter,
Before i had to undo what I'd not done properly,
It seemed like maybe we could be friends
Now though, doing what had to be done, I realise
who my friends have been, who they are and who they can be
They're not you
Glad I never delivered it,
Y' cunt.

Something To Say

It was all anybody wanted he thought
Just to be understood and have your opinion respected
What, after all, can be wrong with that?

The day after the funeral came a letter
It made no sense to his daughter,
who was tidying up his affairs, angrily:

"We thank you for your kind submission
and are pleased to say we would very much
welcome a chance to discuss future investments"

She put the whole envelope in the bin
It wasn't as if anyone was giving money away
and the number of unpaid bills was just accursed...

undone

To risk a blog of modernity and trust the eligibility in your eyes
there would be nothing i would not do
In this gasp, you're moving on and making all the past agree
in words, there will be no discrepancy; that was your life.

Pissy Go Home

It's no use pretending.
I hate people who take on 'influences'
- Like it were a good thing!
We can't all hate the same shit
Go get your own fiduciary encryption maggots
and leave me alone.

After you've finished de-centralising your entire back end
I'll have your balls on a plate -
You societal crypto-trojans
Don't give me your colds and hungries...
I'll e-piss on em

On Time

Tiring to not dream
Or fire the heart
With mistaken lusts
And lists made from
Dreaming so well,
There was never time
To fulfill desire
In the flesh.
Always worth the while
In trying thoughts.

Keep Mum

all our constipated sons
have brought some flowers to their mums
if all their pain was felt by those who can
make deposits in the cold and damp
remembering those bombs are not away
they stay like clay
no stucco on the walls
of porcelain.