not to be confused

recently, i have discovered hob nob creams

they don't, in my opinion extend the brand's reach

but, taken moderately, in conjunction with Ken tynan,

the effect is - reassuringly bland.

ken Campbell, however, is a real catalyst

to the hob nob and it's cream. naturally,

I am reporting this in avoidance of something far more

essential and as yet undone.

nevertheless, it represents a contribution of

which I am hopeful KC would have approved.

Alas, one is dead and gone even before I discovered

the charm and the other - is eaten.

On review, it might be that Ken tynan

has no place here what so ever.

I end speculatively hopeful and mildly

sick. Epithetic al transference done.

The other thing? Some kind of job

one of those invisible and un-measurable ones

that no-one would ever remember you for

except, maybe a nice old and recently

widowed lady who wanted, simply,

to learn how to make stained glass,

whilst I was hoping to extend the practice

of dog poo decoration - a clash of interests

which sends me fitfully, pulse racing

towards the hob nob creams again.....