"I'll be a Cunt and you'll be a Cat" (and we'll realise that somewhere between the two lies fair play)

Cunt: Nice of you to forgive me
Cat: What's new?
Cunt: Surprises
Cat: usually
Cunt: What's surprised you lately?
Cat: i could ask you the same question
Cunt: the same things always surprise me
Cat: Like what?
Cunt: ok
Cat; Hm..
Cunt: Try this

cunt: I don't think of myself as being nice
cat: youre a cunt
Cunt; but...
Cat: yes?
Cunt: Intelligence
Cat: What about it?
Cunt: What's it good for?
Cat: Don't answer a question with a question.
Cunt: Don't be such a cat.
Cat: Ok, ...so?
Cunt: I asked you first
Cat: what?
Cunt: Dont know - can't remember
Cat: That's probably because you are a cunt as well
Cunt: Thanks.
Cat: You asked me what has surprised me lately
Cunt: Oh Yeah, never mind that though, I was talking about intelligence...
Cat: No you weren't
Cunt: What surprises me about intelligence is that
Cat: you're a cunt - don't forget that..
Cunt; i know
Cat
Cunt: It has no measure on success
Cat: twat.
Cunt: thanks - Cat.

endish