November 12, 2010

Stand Up Notes (one Day)

1. posh mother of young child, affixing flip flops to a two year old (just like mummy's) changing two year old into 'swim sox' (just like mummy's). Two year old, not doing well on wet floor, cuts head open on edge of locker: Mummy: "See we have to learn how to do that"

2. There'll be more when Im in the mood.

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