I have 19 minutes left on this public terminal computer and a man with bleached hair has 'Europe' as his ringtone. Twat.
He is in his forties and is seated beside a young foreign language speaker with eyebrow pircings who appears to be in blondie's awe.
I'm only really saying what I see and should go get a paint brush or a camera. I'll go for camera.
As if there were secrets in development.

In reality, the eye is the best camera if not the longest lense
It doesn't get caught up in mixed metaphors, or doggerrel, easily.
Im going to see another human being for cake - which is disgusting on top of the full English with extra black pudding I ve eaten.

But Hey.
What is 'but' in word classification?
Not a preposition? or conjunction?
Yes, preposition
so: "But hey", is 'perposition-exclamation'

mmmm

A List

There Zounds!
However Jeez!

or maybe its  a conditional conjunction?

So -