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i hate myself, ive gone weak in the knees
i got reumatism and a liking for cheese
in the evening

ive been everso nice to my family
hunstanton and accrington stanley
but i never

did i ever

buy out

a london club named chelsea or fulham
so im only a captain of industry
hard in the shoulder
but weak in the knee

I send dividends
and get them back
with a one way ticket
on a two horse track

yes my baby
im a chariteeeee
whoop whoop
love me

(im in your neighbourhood)

do you want to love?
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee