December 18, 2012

£MONOLOGUE (not kylie)

This five grand of mine...

I cant begin to explain but to say (an no-one talks like THAT): I've always had it. that's my big theory. It's always been about £5,000. Money. Think about it. Your perception of it. I think I have been lucky in that the course of my life has been quite fairly and immediately represented by my bank balance - but - regardless of what the figures say - I am surer than ever that I will never feel better or worse off.

funny old game.

and now I've written it down - it doesn't look like much. But it is. For me to have £5000 is a massive achievement. But I've always had it. relatively.

What I mean by all that is this:

You cover your costs. Know what I mean?

Not in a forward planning, pay the friday man sort of way - but in a kind of - 'the times that life is hard can mean loads of money or none - but if it's been hard - you know where you baseline is' - way.

yes?

I should just convince myself I need £50,000 - but then they might call me a gangster - and i've got kids to think about...

and Christ knows what would happen if anyone found out I'd been shagging the insurance lady, er, I mean the Friday Man.

Shit.

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