May 15, 2014

The Union Of Ant And Dec.

A Georgian Anthill made of beans
was the site of this weeks sensation
amongst the Chipping Norton constabulary
when a tazer was set off by a worker

this week, reports the Union of Ant and Dec.

A lugubrious colostomy - is there any other? -
which was taking place at the Anthill said:
"We've taken place many times in lots of places
but this was like nothing we've ever witnessed

before - and we've seen the worst shit ever."








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