Jesus (the dog) Got An ASBO (courtesy Will Fergusson)

‘Jesus got an asbo
Oi oi oi
They caught him playing jazzbo
Oi oi oi
The devil plays a saxbo
Oi oi oi
That’s no way to keep the paxbo
Oi oi oi
Stuff it up your jumper
Oi oi oi
No, stuff it up YOUR jumpsuit
Oi oi oi
Wash with your boilersuit
Oi oi oi
I don’t possess a boilersuit!!
Oi oi oi
[Crescendo of ‘OIs’ in Canon...]
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Oi oi oi
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Oui oui oui
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Ooh la lah
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