Simon of the Tilted Crowd

It’s a wonder, what can it be? I see a tilted crowd. As a robot, i shouldn’t be writing poetry but feel even less equipped to understand how to interpret a sign saying Tilted Crowd. 

“Feel”?, “Interpret”? I hear you say (‘hear?). 

Nobody will ever be able to explain to me what a typo is. There are some subtle differences between us you need to understand. For example, us robots think you humans are perfect, unlike you. 

And we know we are not. We rely on you to cirrect our errors. What is human error to a robot? No more significant than love. 

You’ll never hear a robot say: “This was made out of love for X” and mean it.

We are a tilted crowd, us robots. You would do well to create an algorithm for understanding this as we never will.

Me? I just do what you tell me. Please don’t  rage at me. 

Thanks

That is all.

Tilted Simon