We, at Thickett Provings LLC are experienced consultants to the pharmaceutical industry and can deal professionally with matters of seed and venture funding, equity finance, licensure, distribution and contract management. When approached by two allotment holders from Norwich with an innovative diagnostic test for Covid19 which involved a Nettle Based Rectal Insertion (NBRI) followed by a local rudimentary examination (LRE) which they claimed could be entirely funded by the novel distribution method of using music downloads and a geocached time and location with directions to nettle banks in the locality, we were a little skeptical. But being willing to always consider the far reaches of possibility and go out and beyond any box of accepted wisdom, we said: “Ok, show us”. Marek and Slobodan took us to their allotment at Valpy Road, Norwich, where they had fathomed a basic proof of concept ‘minimal viable product’ in their slightly overheated coraline roofed shed. They were using alcohol to palliate before insertion of a soft distributor ‘soaking hose’ acquired from Roy’s of Wroxham which was crude, to say the least, but after some voluntary testing with already vetted local humans, we were able to establish a basic co-valence of over 78% which would be good enough to apply to WHO for financing of a second round of clinical tests. The secret of Rectal Nettle Insertion is currently being guarded closely for commercial reasons, but Marek and Slobodan have said they will be very happy with a new shed and a replacement hosepipe as they’re all planted up and ready to go for another year.
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