Wo Ist Mein Tee?

Chorus (Which is broadly same as verse)

Because Im not Sam Smith

Because I don't Fit In

Because I'm not like him

Because I don't drink Gin

Verse 1

I let my music speak

I wear a corvids beak

I chew a liquorice stick

Get on Naomi's wick

Ive been to Lincolnshire

Ive been to Sleaford Town

Piano Interruptus (Shouted)

Elliot, where’s me tea

Elliot, I can’t operate the dishwasher

Elliot, why do you keep me here?

Chorus

Because...

Verse 2

I want to meet my wife

The day I end my life

I have no axe to grind

Just want to shag my time

Around the old grape vine

Tie up some yellow line

Piano Interruptus (shouted)

Elliot, Warum hällst du much hier?

Ich kann der Geschirrspüler nicht bedienen

Wo ist mein Tee?

 

Chorus 

Because...

Verse 3

I am a cricket fan

I like a China man

As much as any one can

I've got this leaking bath

So can you do the maths?

Wo ist mein tee?