The Forest Of Good Hope

Theresus Negative
An old man was he
He married Virgin Mary
Queen Of Galilee

Made a monkey out of me
I was so blind
I couldn't see
For the leaves and tree

and

being quite scared of heights
I was unhappy, at best
to discover that the production company
hadn't paid the fucking fee.

So I stole the ladder
left them in 'negotiations'
a mile high and not at all
poplar.