Nice Furrow Couple (NFC)

let's go for a walk in that field

what? the field of human knowledge?

yeah.

Ok.

(they walk)

I remember this place, we came here ages ago didn't we?

Yeah I think so - but it looks different. We argued.

No we didn't.

Yes we did.

I remember some cows down there and you went to the toilet behind that barn
It was one of the first times I saw you go to the toilet - you know, saw you...

Yeah.

Did it go on forever then?

What? the going to the toilet or the knowledge?

The field.

Yeah.

I always know when we go somewhere we argued

That's true.

Yeah...

(he has a piss - gets some on his trousers)

ew,...

sorry

shall we go back to the car?

Nah, it's windy - it'll dry soon.

You're disgusting.

I'm not as disgusting as your knickers

That's disgusting

Yeah.

(they walk on in silence until they reach their car)

Together: "do you want to drive?"