A Posh Job

this Cunt I knew
became a paragon -
proper leader of men

i called him Foochs:
ram raided, climbed floodlights
did bad stuff as teenagers.

could not believe
when I saw his picture
in The Times obituaries

Obviously
He was with the unions -
never made anything...

Foochs always said
"OOOH?"- it was a catchphrase
from the television

He'd've said that
if he'd known he'd die as
the General Secretary.