UKIP

I’ve thought of a name for a new political party. It’s called UKIP. The United Kingdom Integration Party.

Manifesto:

PRO-European; Pro-Hard-Working Families who Want To Get On; Pro a benefits, health and pension system for those who contribute to it. Pro good old fashioned working class values. Pro labour! Pro a pint in a good old fashioned european cafe. etc

ANTI-Fascism, Corporatism, Histrionic and delusional nostalgism for a past that never existed anyway and especially anti all those fat, over indulged, loud and lazy English ethnics who keep unemployment rates up, contribute nothing to OUR benefits, health and pension schemes and drive obscenely expensive cars under the motability scheme. etc

Vote UKIP.