February 04, 2010

what i know

... is that some people photograph large building projects because they are dis satisfied with their present occupations. i know that unless they were dis satisfied with their occupations, there would be a more than 50% possibility that they would leave their occupation and find a new path. but dis satisfied is how they need to be and so long as they are dis satisfied they will remain in the condition to which they have become accustomed.

another thing I know is that when particular individuals tell you they had a dream in which there was a huge lion on your back, it is entirely reasonable and eminently sensible to presume that they are capable of searing premonitions and that, in fact, you will be soon made to suffer, endure, or enjoy ( if you are of a sinister and masochistic persuasion) some terrible injustice or great pain of life and should beware...

Of equal importance and significance and with even greater certainty: 13 year olds, when 'left alone' on their request to do the meagre tasks required of them, will not. Consequently, the kitchen will smell and there will be no dishes clean enough to handle, let alone employ in the production or presentation of food.

Engaging neighbours you have had a predilection to hate and look down upon in conversation will leave you feeling lonely and dirty.

Specific members of the legal profession who have previously cost you an abundance of time, money, soul and bodily fluids will sit next to you in a cafe and counsel current clients of the opposite sex who will have unruly children who will be the subjects of said legal professionals' current attention resulting in their total loss of a father regardless of his actual or expertly implied human deficiencies.

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