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i can't believe a better way of dealing with time and money has never come around. Time, as I now know, is easily dealt with. There just isn't really any such thing. There was always an idea of eterninty. I mean it,s a word, isn,t it? But really, nobody ever lives in it, until they die. Which is a shame. Because not living in time is my favourite thing about being dead. But look, sorry, Im not here to tell you, the living, about death. Im supposed to be gathering information. Which is what I,ll be doing. Whilst you,re watching the film. Oh, I'm sorry, I don,t know if I,m explaining this very well. The bosses have done something which we couldn,t believe, at first. They,ve set up a new religion. Obviously, they fell out over some basic concepts and design ideas, so there,s a hell version and a heaven version... But they both needed it for the same reason. Soul Disappearance. It,s as big for us as Global Warming is for you. The really important thing and why i,m doing this... Watching you watching you that is... That... They are mystified. They are all seeing omnipresent gods of all things and they are completely lost as to where souls are going. It,s the first thing theyve agreed on in years. I think they might be starting to feel their own mortality. Anyway, here I am, back in my home town, on a commission of the highest order, taking notes on you all looking at yourselves, to see where in Gods names, the ghosts have gone? Think of it as a kind of giant focus group. But whatever you do, think freely, anything else might skew the results. Just sit back, watch, listen and reflect. what we are about here is the search for salvation. There will be an ice cream lady in the interlude. On that, I insisted.